Celebrity Death: Good For What Ails Ya

So apparently celebrity death, regardless of the celebrity, is hilarious. I personally enjoyed Heath Ledger as did many people, I'm sure. But that hasn't stopped jokes regarding his recent passing to spread like wildfire across the net. I was even made aware of some fresh ones last night courtesy of the younger sis and future bro-in-law. You know, the kind where you're pursing your lips together trying not to bust because you know laughing proves exactly what you have been trying to hide all these years: that you're inherently evil.

Anyways, I laughed. Damn me to hell, I laughed like a hyena! So, since it's obvious that I am no longer in the running for Compassionate Person of the Year, I thought I'd post a few doozies that I heard last night and that I've found on various web sites. Hate mail can be sent to:

heath_ledgers_death_is_not_a_joker@lol.com

What's the difference between Jack Nicholson's performance as The Joker and Heath Ledger's? Nicholson's has a chance for a sequel.

Accountants around the world today are in a state of panic. It appears that they lost a Ledger.

It has been reported that Heath Ledger took a fall off the Empire State Building and died of a Brokeback.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? With a handfull of sleeping pills.

His latest role was “I’m Not There”. Guess that applies to all his future film releases too.

I couldn't sleep last night. Heath Ledger stole all my pills.

Looks like he finally found a way to quit Jack Twist.

For sale: One spare ticket to the Batman premiere.

I would imagine that half of you are crying laughing right now and the other half are in shock over my apparent tastelessness. For that half I would like to remind you of this time a year ago when Steve Erwin died and the cackles you had at those zingers. Oh, you KNOW you did!

Anyways, hopefully some class will make its way back here tomorrow, but I doubt it.

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